I had a dream last night that Neko Atsume added a new food item called “Shitty Bitz” and buying it gave you fish instead of the other way ‘round but it put it out as soon as you bought it and you couldn’t replace it and it took forever to get emptied out (the only way to get rid of it) because it would only attract two cats and their names were Hobo and Glunkus but also that was the only way to get those two cats to show up. Hobo looked like a kinda dirty brown cat and Glunkus looked like the devil like he was black and his entire face was teeth. I woke up crying
They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
i’m afraid to die because i know there’s gonna be randos i barely knew from high school on my facebook wall like “u were the best locker neighbor in 2009 RIP” and i can’t deal with that kind of fakeness from beyond the grave
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
5891) I feel like a fucking failed transman. I sometimes wanna wear high heels with hot deep red lipstick and panties, but I don't want to be feminine. I feel like I fail at everything I am Fuck. What am I? I just want to be normal.
okay fuck “normal”, you have not failed. Femininity and masculinity are social constructs which mean fuck all. And are pretty stupid because men can look amazing in all of these items (I have a specific photo set in mind but cannot seem to find it at this moment in time) Clothes have no gender. Wear what you want, Act how you want. It does not make you a failure.
it’s hard for me to believe that a guy’s intentions with me are pure.
They aren’t. Won’t ever be. He my even think they are, but they won’t be.
He’s been trained since birth to see you as an object and less than. He could be kind, he could logically argue all sorts of radical ideas, he could really really believe in equality, but he will never understand how far gone he is. It’s constant work, and most men aren’t doing it
This is incorrect. Our training is much more efficient than this and we know precisely what we’re doing. At the agency where all little boys are abducted from their parents and trained for the formative years of childhood, our objectification courses were second to none. We know exactly what we’re doing. I graduated the He-Man Woman Hating Academy will top marks and occasionally return to ensure future generations are given the best guidance on how to effectively render women as nothing more than a pair of tits on legs. How do you think we came to run the world? How do you think we managed to ensure you all remain our beasts of burden and breeding stock? Our training, that’s how!
I was getting bile in my mouth reading the original posts but CP turned it into laughter instead. Humor is always better
There is no doubt that the Oxford is the basic footwear that should be present in any male wardrobe and that certainly is synonymous with reliability and style since the early nineteenth century.
What is an Oxford?
The Oxford are laced shoes, traditionally made in black high-quality leather and are sometimes used to great formality.
This shoe, which was footwear by British farmers in origin and decades later by people like Oscar Wilde, and Edward VIII, is characterized by a prusinana toe and tongue blades embedded in one piece.
When to use it?
This shoe is reserved for use in formal attire I -chaqué or tuxedo or informal (suit).
But it can also be accepted to be used in extreme clothing, as with the more casual suit jacket / trousers.
Why do we like?
What convinces us of this shoe is its absolute versatility and beauty. If a gentleman only could afford a pair of shoes, certainly, this should be chosen because it can be combined with any type of looks and are always impeccable!
What types of oxford there?
Among the various types of Oxford to be found we can highlight the following (from most to least simple):
Smooth Oxfords, without any ornamentation.
Legate, dotted with fine at the seams.
Semi-brogue, with holes in the seams and toe.
Full-brogue, with holes in the seams, toe and blades.
SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess
This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
aries: rules hell taurus: becomes a comet gemini: starts a new life with no memories of the past one cancer: goes to heaven leo: starts a new life as a god virgo: goes to hell libra: stays in earth as a ghost scorpio: marries aries sagittarius: rules heaven capricorn: becomes a planet aquarius: starts a new life in another constellation pisces: becomes a mermaid
