aries: they feel like they are stuck in the same old routine // they didn’t get their way // none of their friends are as pumped up as them // they found out someone lied about something related to them // someone made them feel insecure about something they take pride in
taurus: someone is trying to rush them into something // they got called lazy // they feel like things are out of their control // something got in the way of their goals // something came up and now they can’t do that one thing that always makes them feel better
gemini: someone called them out on something // all their friends are in a bad mood // they feel like someone is trying to control them // they can’t find anything to do // they just came out to have a good time and they’re honestly feeling so attacked rn
cancer: someone said something and they took it way too personally // people keep trying to vent to them // no one asks how they are doing // the one person they love the most is being a bitch // someone tried to fuck w their things // someone called them controlling
leo: someone denied them or their company // they feel small // they want someone specific’s attention and they can’t get it // they have to go to a class they really don’t want to fucking go to // someone one upped them // they feel like their friends are choosing someone else over them
virgo: they were forced to have a conversation with someone they think is shallow // someone told them they were wrong // someone they care about denied their help // they know they are wasting their time
libra: they feel alone // someone keeps trying to argue with them // they were denied something they feel entitled to // they aren’t getting the admiration they want // they’re forced to work or socialize w sloppy people // someone called them fake
scorpio: there’s nothing good on netflix // something got in the way of them doing their favorite activity // someone they care about is being secretive w them // someone is trying to get them to open up // they realize they are being obsessive over something or someone again
sagittarius: no one wants to hang out // they feel like someone is trying to trap them // someone thinks they’re lying // someone called them boring // they’re bored // they feel like they are stuck in the same place in life
capricorn: they feel like they aren’t making any progress // shitty day at work // they have to work under someone whose a dumbass // they can’t find any good music // they can’t stop questioning themselves and their own abilities // someone denied them or their advice
aquarius: someone they actually care about disagreed w them // someone shot down their idea // their plans for a good time keep getting fucked up // they catch themselves caring what other people think of them // they are forced into situations where they must make small talk for hours on end
pisces: everyone around them is in a bad mood // they have to go against their intuitions // they overindulged again // they were forced to work with shallow people // they didn’t get enough alone time // someone they love said something hurtful that they took way too personally
this is the masked bee! she has no friends and hates everyone. Sometimes when she has kids she raises them alone and doesn’t let the father come for day trips. she loves pollen but does not like waiting for it so she chews flowers open which is essentially stealing. we love her anyway.
these bees are homalictus bees! they are the rainbow gay bees. Females tend to live together in one nest and guard the entrance. one time we found 160 gay girls bunking together. They’re so irridescent and small that they might look like flies but they are really just tiny lesbians.
and this is the blue banded bee! she may look like she’s wacked out, but really she is pretty chill. she just wants to live independently (or with some friends) in a nest or burrow and look after tomatoes.
this is a cuckoo bee! she is really cool! she goes into other bee’s houses and lays eggs there, and then when the baby hatches it eats the host bees’ pollen and lays waste to the hive, murdering and eating all the other bee babies! BUT ONLY if it’s mother bee didn’t kill them all first.
thank u dark bee tumblr
This is the most successful thing ever!
this is dawson’s burrowing bee! they are one of the largest bees in australia and they burrow into the ground to make nests. males are so aggressive that they will literally fight and kill each other to get a female! and if a particularly aggressive male does not get a female he will murder all of the other males out of rage! (and sometimes the females will be casualties of these brawls - here is a video of a bee brawl where a female get decapitated. these bees are very large and kind of look like half bee half cockroach. but the females’s fuzzy white heads are pretty cute! [photo credit]
and dark bee tumblr comes through for us again… we are so fortunate. thank u dark bee tumblr. thank u
I’m mad that they missed the opportunity to use “les-bee-ans”
This is a tree bumblebee- they’re pretty similar to honeybees in that they have big nests with a polyandrous queen. However, these guys love to be around humans and in gardens, and are super resilient- there are now large populations in Iceland. They have a more complex social hierarchy than most bees, with multiple worker castes. If a worker gets close with the queen she can mate with a drone and lay her own eggs in with the big pile, but eat the eggs of any workers beneath her that try to do so.
This is a valley carpenter bee- the only bee that can thermoregulate and had a circulatory system complete with aortic arch. Carpenter bees are good because they are too big to get into many flowers and have to be extra hairy to get pollen. They live in raw wood in small family units of all females (mothers and daughters or sisters) and are excellent cooks and workers. Males cruise around mating with multiple females and then leave.
These are green sweat bees- they burrow in the ground and live in apartment complexes, where they all use the same entrance but then have their own separate burrows rather than one large room. Some have kids, some don’t, so someone’s always around to keep out invaders. Unlike most bees the males actually do quite a bit of pollinating and go out in groups.
dark bee tumblr has graced us once again with even more forbidden and secret bees we are truly blessed
BEES ARE GOOD AND WONDERFULLY COMPLEX ORGANISMS. Thank you Dark Bee Tumblr.
