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wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

roof-chiickens:

prismpom:

transguyghost:

transguyghost:

i dont care if u never listen to me ever again just let me be ur internet dad for just one second: dont start cutting yourselves please ever

ok im gonna reblog this again bc i want more ppl to see it?? ive compiled a (by no means complete) list of the things u can expect if u start:

- u cant stop. its a legitimate addiction. there is no ‘seeing what its like’. its soso hard to stop it and believe me, because that was me. i thought i would sate my curiosity but all i did was make my life miserable
- everything can become a trigger. someone carved things in a table?? trigger. u get a scratch by accident?? trigger. see something sharp?? yup. 
- the scars dont go away and if people see them (and no matter how hard you try, people will see them) they get this awful fucking look on their face like a mixture of disgust and horror and pity 
- u have to sit through people making shitty fucking jokes and calling people like you (real, struggling people like you) edgy emos looking for attention and it makes you feel sick but you have to sit there silently
- in fact, any conversation about self harm becomes thoroughly uncomfortable because they’ll talk about it like no one in the room has ever gone through it (or, if they know, they’ll glance at you out the corner of their eye when they think you cant see)
- any emotion can give you the urges- not just negative. ur body associates the happy feeling with the pain so ur brain is like ‘????? u cant have one without the other??’ 
- it can have been years. years. you can have stopped and got better and you’ll still feel the urge to hurt yourself and it makes you feel like you haven’t improved at all and you’re still fourteen and hating yourself
- (maybe this is just me) but some part of you misses it?? you stopped and you know its horrific but its so difficult to get rid of your blades or whatever you use because you feel so weirdly attached to these things that are so awful and you dont even know why 

god damn i just want yall to understand that you dont have to hurt yourself ever, okay?? just. don’t. trust me.

I will reblog this every single day.

Its a bit too late for me, but not for someone else. Please don’t do it. Its a dumb thing to do and you will regret it.

I will never hesitate to reblog this

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

I

librabutch:

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

spudsexuall:

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

craigginz:

skarchomp:

when ur straight friend about to do something stupid

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

rippingupthedisco:

soc93:

we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y

dedalvs:

tinyarmyofqueerfolkwrites:

emmi-kat:

zagreus:

zagreus:

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

@politelyintheknow

has @dedalvs seen this post? I know how much he loves carpets…

!!!!!!!!!!!

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

clituorice:

tupacabra:

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

abercrombee:

cobaltdays:

sleepyblowjobs:

vaginatrainer:

How come gays having sex on tv never use lube??

straight direction, straight writers, straight producers, straight hollywood

they literally just do it on the spot with no douching no lube no shower just striaght up rawing lmfao

the level of unprofessionalism from the writers’ room…

my-little-ninja:

switch-up-snowfox:

just-shower-thoughts:

Are people named Bob born or do they just come into existence at age 40?

they probably go by bobby for a long ass time before suddenly evolving into bob.

doctor-endless:

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

doot:

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gaymerboy99:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”