Pixelated Bara Tits

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

prochoice-chick:

theadventurepants:

pir8grl:

doodleloser:

dredsina:

I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than last week and when she asked me to rate it I said “3”. I really don’t know what the numbers are supposed to be. I know it’s supposed to be out of ten but like. I think I rate the pain by what time of the day it is. Like “i will rate the pain I’m in at a 5 at the end of the day, so compared to what my pain level will be later, what I’m feeling right now is a 3.” I also think i rate in overall pain rather than specific pain? Like, systemically I’m at a five. Some parts will be worse or better but i just rate it all at five because that’s the average

Here’s a pain scale that actually makes sense.

MUCH better than those stupid smile faces.

This is amazingly helpful.

Please show this to children. I could have used this when I was in the hospital with mastoiditis.

Like your asking a child to tell you what level of pain they are in?? All I know if I want to scream and go to sleep

thahalfrican:

thahalfrican:

Full/Queen.

nevernewyear:

sayyoprayers:

it wil: 

.make you gay

.endanger you

.scare your parents and loved ones

.make you spend $8 on a fucking marker

make you spend $8 on a fucking marker

skyl3r-f3lts:

I wish I could hold her every night and tell her how wonderful she really is

spobforpresident:

thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

mashrou3-ummi:

I love when food is spicy enough that ur nose starts running. It’s such a purifying feel like yes… clear my sinuses for me