the virgin table

table most likely to go on a killing spree

The biggest ego but smallest dick table

The I go hunting for fun table

And if you look above you’ll see a bunch of body shaming idiots.  So much for being about equality for everyone.

Bish WHERE

The replies above mine on this post.  Where else?

Those are body shaming comments? Going hunting for fun is body shaming? Bitch how? You tried. Ya feelings hurt. Sip some tea and take a beautiful nap you’ll be good after😁

…did you miss the posts that called them all virgins or that they all had small dicks?

You’re not that blind, are you?

Why are you so hurt about it though? Are you in the picture? Are you a menemist or whatever? Are you a Virgin with a 1 inch dick? Why?

Tumblr:  Where people will go out of their way to justify posting pictures of random guys on the internet and insinuating that they’re virgins, implying that rejection from women is even capable of turning the average guy homicidal (and not, you know…an individual’s upbringing that more than likely includes coming from an abusive and broken home, which has been shown time and again to be pretty damn consistent by those things called FACTS AND SCIENCE), and suggesting that all the guys in the picture have small genitalia, but GOD HELP YOU if you innocuously joke about anything that teenage girls happen to like.

“MAKING FUN OF BATH BOMBS IS MISOGYNISTIC!”

Seriously, though:  For all your cries of how allegedly “fragile” masculinity is, your feminine egos are more fragile than fuckin’ wet crepe paper.  The second someone criticizes your behavior, your ideals, or ANYTHING you give half a shit about, you fly into a frenzy like startled crows in the corn field screeching “MUH SOGGY KNEES!”, rather than acknowledge that maybe–JUST MAYBE–women are flawed human beings that can (and should) be judged equally to men.  You know…that thing a lot of you CLAIM to stand for, but really DON’T when it better suits your purposes not to.  You’re always more than ready to curl up inside your own uteruses like a bunch of fuckin’ Popples and hide behind your handy shield of double standards at the slightest sign of conflict.  You fucking hypocrites.  

But seriously, OP and the first couple of people commenting are disturbingly immature.  If you’re old enough to be on tumblr, you’re DAMN sure old enough to know better than to be acting like goddamn four-year-olds afraid of “cooties”.   Your attitudes are why so many women (myself included) distance ourselves from modern “feminism” (which, let’s face it, is actually doing more harm than good at this point by outright LYING to women in order to keep us fearful and subservient enough that we think we still “need” the label in order to be strong, rather than just BEING STRONG ON OUR OWN), and you’re actually WHY THE JOKE OF “MENINISM” EVEN STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT’S LITERALLY A JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE.   YOU’RE SO COLOSSALLY FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU ACTUALLY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY, THUS VALIDATING IT.

GREAT JOB, YA DUMB FUCKS.