me "i haven't been feeling too good lately"

me thinking oh god was that manipulative? i think that was manipulative. i'm baiting them into asking about my day oh god i'm so selfish

me [makes post about being depressed]

me thinking oh fuck that was manipulative wasn't it? i'm literally just fishing for pity now oh god i'm so self-absorbed i may as well just call people outright, screaming "SYMPATHIZE WITH ME" into their ears

me [successfully conceals all traces of unhappiness, is an amiable and talkative person with all my friends]

me thinking i hate my life so much. am i being selfish for being unhappy because i'm concealing my unhappiness?? AM I BEING MANIPULATIVE?? how did i get to be so conceited i want to die