subcutaneouscutie

A couple years ago I was moving and I needed somewhere to keep Lafayette where he’d be warm and safe so I stashed him in my boobs all day. The moving guy pretty much lost it when he realized I had a snake in my cleavage.

sengawolf

you stashed a snake in your boobs

calyxofawildflower

*Woody voice* THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOB.