Reblogged from aidoscuss
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me:
*summons a demon god*
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demon god:
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE
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me:
yes good, get on it
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demon god:
WAIT, WHAT
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me:
get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee