me *summons a demon god*

demon god YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE

me yes good, get on it

demon god WAIT, WHAT

me get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee