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aries:
fight them. just fucking do it.
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taurus:
accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there
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gemini:
call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos
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cancer:
stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"
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leo:
offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them
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virgo:
one word: memes
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libra:
don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating
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scorpio:
convince them you're batman
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sagittarius:
look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite
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capricorn:
dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers
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aquarius:
tell them about homestuck
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pisces:
run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off