Dustin||21||guy||recovering dumpster fire

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  • aries:

    fight them. just fucking do it.

  • taurus:

    accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there

  • gemini:

    call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos

  • cancer:

    stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"

  • leo:

    offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them

  • virgo:

    one word: memes

  • libra:

    don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating

  • scorpio:

    convince them you're batman

  • sagittarius:

    look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite

  • capricorn:

    dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers

  • aquarius:

    tell them about homestuck

  • pisces:

    run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off

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