Reblogged from canadian-combeferre
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flute:
fuck you
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oboe:
i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate
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clarinet:
everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face.
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bassoon:
*falls over own feet*
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soprano saxophone:
what the fcuk
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alto/tenor saxophone:
i'm an annoying nerd but i think i'm cool
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baritone saxophone:
i listen to nickelback unironically
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horn:
I am so good at my instrument... sweaty :)
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trumpet:
i will never shut the fuck up
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trombone:
ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;)
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tuba:
hehehehehehehe baap
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baritone:
i don't know my band teacher chose it for me
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percussion:
i just wanna get stoned
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violin:
i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD
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viola:
my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal
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cello:
i will fuck you up and then cry
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double bass:
do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy
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piano:
fuck off
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bass guitar:
my calluses have calluses