flute fuck you

oboe i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate

clarinet everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face.

bassoon *falls over own feet*

soprano saxophone what the fcuk

alto/tenor saxophone i'm an annoying nerd but i think i'm cool

baritone saxophone i listen to nickelback unironically

horn I am so good at my instrument... sweaty :)

trumpet i will never shut the fuck up

trombone ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;)

tuba hehehehehehehe baap

baritone i don't know my band teacher chose it for me

percussion i just wanna get stoned

violin i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD

viola my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal

cello i will fuck you up and then cry

double bass do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy

piano fuck off

bass guitar my calluses have calluses