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Aries:
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN
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Taurus:
Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered please give me a call. I am very discreet, I have no code of ethics. I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people. Doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.
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Gemini:
If I wanted to be sober I wouldn’t have gotten drunk.
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Cancer:
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUB
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Leo:
No one exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, and everyone is gonna die someday. Come watch TV.
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Virgo:
I’m going to go take a BIG Morty because after today’s events that’s what I’m calling shit!
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Libra:
If I die in a cage I lose a bet.
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Scorpio:
Two things I wanna make clear to everybody in this room: Never betray me, and it’s time to go.
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Sagittarius:
Nintendo, give me free stuff!
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Capricorn:
I don’t give a fuck what you think Jerry!
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Aquarius:
Stupid ass carpet store fart saving motherfucker.
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Pisces:
You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white... uh-uhh... guilt... white-guilt, milquetoast... piece of human garbage.
Dustin||21||guy||recovering dumpster fire
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