Aries has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini sucks at math

Cancer daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo spends all their money on food

Virgo is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra has an amazing ass

Scorpio really wants to adopt 5 dogs

Sagittarius is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn has the worst memory ever

Aquarius believes in aliens

Pisces likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk