aries the generally easy-going friend who accidentally gets into fights with people you hate and actually makes everything worse for everyone

taurus the super calm and romantic friend who gives the best relationship advice but never follows her own advice

gemini the really funny and crazy friend who is secretly really good at calculus or something

cancer the friend who always offers her shoulder to cry on and gets really offended and defensive whenever someone doesn't accept her support

leo the loud and bubbly friend who snapchats EVERYTHING and starts even more drama than aries does

virgo the mom friend who brings snacks and gets super nervous and mean whenever someone does anything illegal

libra the friend who is, like, in every single friend group somehow and, because of that, always has the best gossip

scorpio the really loyal friend who gets really offended when you're too busy to go to her house to chill with her

sagittarius the crazy friend who mysteriously disappears during sleepovers and wanders back the next morning really stoned

capricorn the friend who kills when you all play video games and actually remembers when someone owes her money

aquarius the wild friend who has all the craziest plans and ideas and brings all the drugs to parties

pisces the friend who does the best sharpie tattoos on everyone and gets the craziest hair styles done