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tyleez:

pretty sure my chorus teacher hates me because every time we sing silent night and get to the line ‘holy infant so tender and mild’ i just lose it. so tender and mild. jesus is a tiny tender steak. the pastor adds a mild spice rub. serves him with a side of carrots and potatoes. mary did you know your son is a fucking cured meat. sleep in heavenly peace meat boy

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    I’ve been saying it for years. Christians have this really weird cannibalism fetish.
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