Ppl be like “ I want an actual male gem, not just Steven.”
Jeez, it’s like having only one character
to represent your whole gender
in a group composed all of another gender
is a bit upsetting huh?
I wonder
what
that’s like
no really
can you
even imagine
what this lack of representation
MUST
FEEL
LIKE
Apart from a bunch of these having non-humans, and teams who’s rosters have been updated, you cherrypicked to hell.
So, lets take this apart, shall we?
First one, DuckTales. A classic. You forgot
Mrs. Bentina Beakley,
Tootsie the Triceratops, Goldie O’Gilt,
Mrs. Crackshell,
Gandra Dee, and Mrs. Featherby. And that’s only the good people. There’s a couple more on the villain side.
Koopalings? Why you’re looking for representation in a couple of annoying ass kids, who are the villians, mind you, is beyond me. But, I think you already know the female characters in fucking Mario. Nice cherrypicking. Love it.
Avengers. They now have Scarlet Witch, and will be getting Wasp. But I don’t think you really want me to list the fucking females characters in Avengers. Off the top of my head, comes, Captian Marvel ((Carol somthing)), Spider-Woman, and Ms. Marvel. Now, I’m not a huge Marvel fan, but I’m fucking certain they were in the Avengers at some point.
Now, why you choose Chewy, Luke, Leia, and Han as a sort of team is beyond me really. But, for female characters in Star Wars, I have so many to choose from, it’s amazing. Now, you selected the orginial trilogy, I’m assuming, because you KNOW, that Star Wars couldn’t possibly have only Leia in it. Want representation in Star Wars? Here’s a couple badass females.
Padmé Amidala, Aurra Sing ((Personal Fave)), The Dark Woman, Asajj Ventress, Mara Jade, and Ahsoka Tano ((How could you forget her wtf))
I’m not familiar with the picture after Star Wars, but it looks like the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings. You’ve got to be kidding.
Belladonna Took,
Mother of Fili and Kili,
nieces of Bilbo,
Lúthien Tinúviel,
Haleth the Hunter,
Idril Celebrindal,
Aredhel Ar-Feiniel, and
Tar-Ancalimë
Ah, the Justice League. I noticed you picked the Original Roster for the New 52, and not the Justice League Dark, or The Justice League of America. Well, I’m going to include them anyway, fucker. then made sure to exclude the women in the next volume, because that’s not good enough. Here’s a couple women you might see in the next volume.
Vixen, Black Canary, Atomica ((YES SHE WAS. TECHNICALLY.)), Catwoman, Element Woman, Power Ring, Platinum ((For a brief moment)), Zatanna Zatara, and Black Orchid. I didn’t even Google these. I’m sure there’s plenty more I forgot.
Star Trek. Wow. Loved that shit. I can’t believe you forgot
Aluura,
Kiaphet Amman'sor,
Anya,
Sarah April, and
Ardra, Fucking easy Wikipedia search for that.
TMNT!!!! Fucking amazing shit. Disgusting Live action remake, cherrypicken. If you knew TMNT, you’d know that movie was shit, and that there’s a bunch more females.
Mei Pieh Chi, Tang Shen, Hamato Miwa, Karai, Mona Lisa, Renet, and Lotus Blossom, to name a few.
So, with Smurfette, I bet you thought you got me there. But, ever heard of Vexy, Sassette, Nanny Smurf, and that weird puppet one, Clockwork Smurfette?
Jurassic Park. Wow. Okay, so nearly all the dinosaurs that fucking matter are female, you forgot Claire, Lex Murphy, Sara Harding, Cathy Bowman, Vivan Krill,And Amanda Kirby. And that’s only in the movies. There’s bunches more in the comic books.
Guardians of the Galaxy only had one female in the movie now. Ever read, idk comics. Animated movies? Besides, they did the original lineup for the Guardians because they have to go with the original. Stick around for sequel, I promise there will be more females.
Oh, and you forgot to include Nebula, Nova Prime,and Meredith Quill, Wow. Only one person. Crazy.
You got me at Ratatouille though. Despite Collete being the most amazing chef in the entire damn movie, super amazing powerful female character, you needed more. You got me there.
So, as for Steven Universe. That show, from what I can tell on tumblr, has major PoC, Lgbt, female representation, and dudes only get Steven, a cis, (white? Not sure.),and straight dude. Is that actually what you want? “Don’t give them female characters because mwah!” Throw a damn temper tantrum? Maybe they want representation in that show for men too. Maybe show a little compassion once in a while. Won’t fucking kill you.
