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Reasons I relate to cats
- don’t touch me
- wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
- that’s enough snuggles
- i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
- tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
- “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
- “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
- “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
- (hisses)
- “i want food”
- “but not this food”
- (wanders around)
