Aries I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER

Taurus Is this indigestion

Gemini What the fuck no

Cancer Not again

Leo Oh Gawd

Virgo No thanks

Libra WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY

Scorpio But why me tho

Sagittarius Okay but why

Capricorn I did not sign up for this

Aquarius Bye

Pisces Fuck