LMAO YALL REALLY OUT HERE DENYIN CHILDREN CANDY CAUSE THEY WANNA BE SUPERMAN?!

I could understand the first one but how you gonna turn down kids for being pirates? And jesus fuck you think Superman is ableist why? Because he can fly and you can’t?

I hate this site

But the pirate just wants his booty.
Which is candy.
Because he’s a kid at Halloween.

I would love to see a person actually tell a child you’re not getting candy for this reason. You have to be a class A $@&#%*¥ to do that and feel really bad about yourself to stoop to that level.

“No sorry kid, I don’t like your costume, so I’m not giving you candy,”

pirates….rape culture….

How much 9f a shitty person do you have to be to not give children candy?