alliwannadoisbangscrew

no one is allowed to type in all caps anymore! did u see that puppy sleeping under the blanket? we hafta b quiet

rowan-canyon

This is the equivalent of a throwaway “joke” in a Family Circus panel. This is Billy, Dolly, and PJ stating an obvious remark and giggling. This is not even a pun. Reading this text post makes me feel like drinking a warm beer that’s been sitting out in the sun.

People really do become their parents. I bet you the person who wrote this was raised by people who chuckled heartily over the Heathcliffe and Garfield strips every morning. It almost makes me rather the Andrew Dice Clay / Dane Cook style of comedy, where they make up for the lack of jokes and punchlines by at least telling the story in an attitude conducive to being tricked into thinking there are jokes.

alliwannadoisbangscrew

im going to need you to take your ‘obnoxious interpretation of the -seemingly in-depth but actually just superficial and pedantic’ educated analysis written with with the persuasive creativity of a C- AP English 4 essay and the wit (or rather the lack thereof) of someone who likes the older Family Guy with some fat tires” cornball shtick elsewhere, he’s sleeping.