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masterblaster:
“ theeasyvirtue:
“ masterblaster:
“ We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
”
to big to use….?
”
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print...

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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