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Posted 27, November, 2015
  • aries:

    tried to wax their eyebrow off with scotch tape

  • taurus:

    brought a plate of hot spaghetti into class

  • gemini:

    drew a penis on the kid next to them's desk thinking it would easily erase

  • cancer:

    purchased next year's prom dress online in class

  • leo:

    filled up water bottle and then put 6 scoops of kool-aid in it "for flavor"

  • virgo:

    attempted to leave class, and when the teacher asked where they were going replied "shrek's swamp"

  • libra:

    wore the same shirt advertising a hot dog business every day for 7 weeks straight

  • scorpio:

    sent the teacher lolcat memes typed latin for us to translate

  • sagittarius:

    incorporated musical elements into every translation they had to present

  • capricorn:

    faked a country accent almost the entire year

  • aquarius:

    slowly turned emo throughout the year

  • pisces:

    told the teacher that the only reason they stayed in the class was to learn about latin exorcisms

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