aries tried to wax their eyebrow off with scotch tape
taurus brought a plate of hot spaghetti into class
gemini drew a penis on the kid next to them's desk thinking it would easily erase
cancer purchased next year's prom dress online in class
leo filled up water bottle and then put 6 scoops of kool-aid in it "for flavor"
virgo attempted to leave class, and when the teacher asked where they were going replied "shrek's swamp"
libra wore the same shirt advertising a hot dog business every day for 7 weeks straight
scorpio sent the teacher lolcat memes typed latin for us to translate
sagittarius incorporated musical elements into every translation they had to present
capricorn faked a country accent almost the entire year
aquarius slowly turned emo throughout the year
pisces told the teacher that the only reason they stayed in the class was to learn about latin exorcisms