things that make the signs happy
aries a huge fuckin sword
taurus an hour in a pit full of dogs waiting to be petted
gemini their favorite meal being made for them
cancer a hug from their favorite celebrity
leo school being cancelled
virgo 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
libra a pass getting them out of gym
scorpio all starbucks drinks becoming $2 cheaper
sagittarius getting just one minute so they can finally catch their breath like goddamn
capricorn a 4.0 GPA
aquarius bernie sanders becoming president
pisces drinking a hot beverage at night