things that make the signs happy

aries a huge fuckin sword

taurus an hour in a pit full of dogs waiting to be petted

gemini their favorite meal being made for them

cancer a hug from their favorite celebrity

leo school being cancelled

virgo 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

libra a pass getting them out of gym

scorpio all starbucks drinks becoming $2 cheaper

sagittarius getting just one minute so they can finally catch their breath like goddamn

capricorn a 4.0 GPA

aquarius bernie sanders becoming president

pisces drinking a hot beverage at night