equius
asked:
i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??
sleepyspoonie
answered:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

maid-of-heart

What about texas shaped eggs?

prospitans

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

equius

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr

WELCOME TO TEXAS

memedaddy-signless

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

mermaidkaila

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

littlebearie

This isn’t normal? lol

shithowdy

@irritatedhiss

luxwing

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

Source: sleepyspoonie