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aries:
super forgetful. somehow they always get hurt? makes the super mario bros™ death noise when they fall. very smart though. draws eyes everywhere.
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taurus:
awkwardly laughs at sexual jokes. never does homework & always asks for help. borrows people stuff and rememeber it 2 years later.
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gemini:
loves making dick jokes. very smart and works hard alone, but with people, they only joke around. gets in trouble for the most ridiculous things.
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cancer:
helps you with homework. gets disapointed when they hear sexual jokes. Mom Friend™
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leo:
really strange but somehow always happy. overracts when making a mistake. loves showing you pepe. v political.
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virgo:
asks for your opinion on everything. every single thing. has a secret wild side that no one gets to see.
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libra:
help you with your math homework, despite not asking. always laughs at your shady comments
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scorpio:
jokes 103% irl but if they're online and see you make a joke, they might block you. cuties who are v dramatic
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sagittarius:
helps you cheat in spanish. maybe not the brightest but very cute and means no harm. makes funny faces in class and makes you laugh inappropriate.
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capricorn:
loooves dick jokes. most likely laughs at everything you say. usually never gets any work done.
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aquarius:
laughs at all times. gets blamed for everything, despite not even being there/doing nothing. strive to make everyone happy.
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pisces:
always gets roasted. super awkward about anything sexual. sings everywhere and annoys everyone else. doesn't look away if you catch them staring at you. probably a math nerd