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Posted 27, February, 2016
  • aries:

    super forgetful. somehow they always get hurt? makes the super mario bros™ death noise when they fall. very smart though. draws eyes everywhere.

  • taurus:

    awkwardly laughs at sexual jokes. never does homework & always asks for help. borrows people stuff and rememeber it 2 years later.

  • gemini:

    loves making dick jokes. very smart and works hard alone, but with people, they only joke around. gets in trouble for the most ridiculous things.

  • cancer:

    helps you with homework. gets disapointed when they hear sexual jokes. Mom Friend™

  • leo:

    really strange but somehow always happy. overracts when making a mistake. loves showing you pepe. v political.

  • virgo:

    asks for your opinion on everything. every single thing. has a secret wild side that no one gets to see.

  • libra:

    help you with your math homework, despite not asking. always laughs at your shady comments

  • scorpio:

    jokes 103% irl but if they're online and see you make a joke, they might block you. cuties who are v dramatic

  • sagittarius:

    helps you cheat in spanish. maybe not the brightest but very cute and means no harm. makes funny faces in class and makes you laugh inappropriate.

  • capricorn:

    loooves dick jokes. most likely laughs at everything you say. usually never gets any work done.

  • aquarius:

    laughs at all times. gets blamed for everything, despite not even being there/doing nothing. strive to make everyone happy.

  • pisces:

    always gets roasted. super awkward about anything sexual. sings everywhere and annoys everyone else. doesn't look away if you catch them staring at you. probably a math nerd

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