aries super forgetful. somehow they always get hurt? makes the super mario bros™ death noise when they fall. very smart though. draws eyes everywhere.

taurus awkwardly laughs at sexual jokes. never does homework & always asks for help. borrows people stuff and rememeber it 2 years later.

gemini loves making dick jokes. very smart and works hard alone, but with people, they only joke around. gets in trouble for the most ridiculous things.

cancer helps you with homework. gets disapointed when they hear sexual jokes. Mom Friend™

leo really strange but somehow always happy. overracts when making a mistake. loves showing you pepe. v political.

virgo asks for your opinion on everything. every single thing. has a secret wild side that no one gets to see.

libra help you with your math homework, despite not asking. always laughs at your shady comments

scorpio jokes 103% irl but if they're online and see you make a joke, they might block you. cuties who are v dramatic

sagittarius helps you cheat in spanish. maybe not the brightest but very cute and means no harm. makes funny faces in class and makes you laugh inappropriate.

capricorn loooves dick jokes. most likely laughs at everything you say. usually never gets any work done.

aquarius laughs at all times. gets blamed for everything, despite not even being there/doing nothing. strive to make everyone happy.

pisces always gets roasted. super awkward about anything sexual. sings everywhere and annoys everyone else. doesn't look away if you catch them staring at you. probably a math nerd