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Posted 9, March, 2016

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Me: mom, dad I’m applying for a job at google
Them: *stare at me in desbelief* is it to finally prove that you’re a mature, dignified young woman?
Me:
Me:
Me: they have an indoor slide r u shitting me right now

THEY ALSO HAVE A BALL PIT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME A /BALL PIT/.

YO Google! You want to hire me? I am so willing to relocate. I just want a job with good, steady pay.

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