Dustin||21||guy||recovering dumpster fire

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Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

fangirluncontrollably:

jedi-master-nynaeve:

princess-anakin:

lethalsaber:

janecrocker:

sketchygeek:

selfmadesuperhero:

poedameron-tony:

karigrandi:

alfaomena:

kafkamilktea:

sure-jin:

saintbobberson:

itwillnotbeokay:

kiss-my-monsters-goodnight:

justanothergirlwhodreamsawake:

clarkclexa:

alonelyrose-intimeandspace:

hazelandglasz:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

istytehcrawk:

nadiacreek:

pluckyredhead:

karenhealey:

My last text says “Aw, thanks!”, which sounds fine to me.

“Be right down.” Uh-oh.

Ok come to pile of bikes and I’ll find you

“I stole some of your pink duct tape to make mom a poster to put up at work”

“I promised mom I would make her chocolate chip cookies Tuesday.” which just sounds ominous as fuck.

“I finally made it home” omg

“This is hell.” 

“Your loss”

“Cats”

“I have no idea. Just guessing”

“it’s still great!”

*tosses gourds around*

“idk”

Done

“EI OLLUT VITTU IPHONE”

I’m feeling slightly better, see you on Wednesday!

^–omg that’s tragic

Mine would be: “okay!”

“everything smells of green onions now i want to die” neat

“You deserve an Oscar” alrighty

“Nope”

Get Diet Coke

“I’m too tired to go on a walk today.” 

“TALK TO YOUR FAMILY” mine seems like a warning

“Yeah but I’m not complaining lol” 😂😂😂

“I was sleeping”

  1. snarfgannis reblogged this from les8ean
  2. randomarchi reblogged this from aseriouscomedian and added:
    “LOL that’s not gonna happen”
  3. aseriouscomedian reblogged this from nordy-draws-stuff and added:
    “I found them both.”
  4. nordy-draws-stuff reblogged this from gostriley and added:
    “Merry Crisis”
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  6. gostriley reblogged this from spooky-skelepuns and added:
    “I’m awake”Um…
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    Goodnight
  11. its-junky reblogged this from bellamylover100 and added:
    “biff!”
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    “ok! Awesome”
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    “I would love to but would 100% fall asleep”
  19. imherethephantom reblogged this from foreverfelicityqueen and added:
    Yeah sure
  20. 1nl0v33 reblogged this from bodegaowner and added:
    “i miss you”
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