friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

justbadpuns:

A woman has identical twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Jamal.” The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him “Juan.” Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Jamal. Her husband responds, “But they are identical twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Jamal.”

@eir-valkyrja