I feel like you posted this just so someone would make a Winnie the Pooh punk edit

why would someone on the world wide web,,, do that??

Hi my name is Winnie Dark'ness The Pooh Raven and I have long ebony black fur (that’s how I got my middle name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and bright yellow eyes like stirred gold honey and a lot of people tell me I look like Christopher (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da bother out of here!). I’m not related to Tigger but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic house called Pooh Corner in England where I’m in the book (I’m ninety). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather top, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Pooh Corner. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Piglets stared at me. I put up my middle paw at them.

why would someone on the world wide web,,, do that??