team rocket: we want to exploit pokémon for profit and secretly take over the world 

team aqua: we want to expand the ocean 

team magma: we want to expand the land

team galactic: we want to recreate the entire universe

team plasma: we want to rule unova liberate all pokémon 

team flare: we want to create a beautiful world

team skull: *dabs*  d e s t r o y