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wolvesandatrout:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ werewolfjokewar:
“ Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
”
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO...

wolvesandatrout:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

This sort of reminds me of the Yule Cat (Jólakötturinn) that we have in Iceland, it doesn’t bring presents, instead he eats kids that don’t get clothing for Christmas. Maybe he and the Christmas Tiger could be friends <3

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