grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong
“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”
this is one of the most cursed posts on this website
