french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
American recipes: Use Pillsbury™ crescent rolls and Oscar Meyer™ sausages with your Dairy Maid Dairy™ cheese for a fun NFL Super Bowl LI™ treat!