water is not wet

questionable-otp:

theradhistorian:

mxcleod:

By the definition of “wet”, water is a factor in becoming wet, but is not wet itself, because when you are wet, you are “covered or soaked with a liquid such as water”, and water is water itself, therefore it is not wet.

water is water, when water touches something that is not water, the thing that the water touches becomes wet.

what the fuck

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