roachpatrol:

gallusrostromegalus:

prokopetz:

ape-of-naples:

agayworthfightingfor:

queen-elisabitch:

trans-junk-rat:

who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife

“Ritalin” is a tiny goblin creature and “Adderall” is a washed up disgraced and evil prince banished from his homeland

“Zyprexa” is an elegant queen of darkness, intent on bending the world to her will.

effexor is a dauntless automaton created by the court weaponsmaster

I’ve actually had paladins named Percocet and Valium, an elf called Acetaminophen (Min for short), and a villain known as the Dark Lord Ibuprofen in my (less serious) D&D games. Drug names are fantastic for that sort of thing.

I mean, Xanax sounds like something you name yourself when you become a Litch.
Benzodiazapeine is a bard from some noble family who’s trying to ‘bohemian’ and goes by ‘benny’
Diphenhydramine is a kind of ooze though, an abomination created in the tower of a wizard with unusually weak ethical concerns.

‘Prozac’ is a sad elf that tries to have a hip and happening sense of humor but just. He’s bad. Can’t do it. Do not let him start in on the tree puns.