OOOH FUCKING BOY BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING

- EDGY MEXICAN MAN THAT IS EVERY EDGELORDS WET DREAM EATS SOULS AND NEEDS TO JAM HIS SHOTGUNS INTO YOUR MOUTH FOR THEM TO DO DECENT DAMAGE AND HIS ULT IS LITERALLY HIM SPINNING IN CIRCLE SCREAMING DIE WHILE SHOOTING

- TIME TRAVELLING BRITISH LESBIAN THAT GETS FUCKING OBLITERATED WHEN SHE TRIES TO CARRY ALSO BUTTS AND SHE HAS A BOMB ON HER CHEST OR SOMETHING

- TÖRBJÖRNÖRBNDÖRB THE DWARF MAN WITH HIS FUCKING AIMBOT TURRET AND ARMOR FOR HIS TEAM AND HIS FUCKING ULT IS HIM GETTING OFF HIS ARSE AND YELLING ABOUT MOLTEN CORES AND MAKING HIS TURRET DO SHIT, THEN HE DOWNGRADES IT WHEN IT ENDS, BECAUSE TORBS ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO MAINTAIN GOOD SHIT

- 1337 H4CKUR WHO DECLOAKS IN SPANISH AND ALWAYS ANNOUNCES WHEN SHE DOES SO AND SHE HAS A TELEPORTER THING THAT ISNT USEFUL FOR ANY MODE AT FUCKING ALL AND HER GUN IS ABSOLUTE SHIT AND HER ULT IS AN EMP THAT FUCKS UP THE ENEMY TEAMS ABILITIES AND SHIELDS AND BARRIERS AND TURRETS AND ULTS AND ALL THAT SO ITS ACTUALLY USEFUL BUT THE CHARACTER IS SHIT

- EDGY GRANDPA: COD EDITION HAS A BULLSHIT MAGIC HEALING NADE AND A GUN THAT SHOOTS ROCKETS EVERY EIGHT SECONDS AND HES SO FUCKING ANNOYING FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE IF HE AIMS WELL HE MELTS YOU IN SECONDS HES ALSO SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING AND HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE FUCKING TOY ROBOT HANDS AND HIS ULT IS LITERALLY FUCKING AIMBOT

- JAILBAIT, I MEAN, D.VA IS AN ANNOYING JAPANESE “GRIL GAEMIR” THAT LIVESTREAMS HERSELF FUCKING MURDERING PEOPLE WITH HER STUPID INFINITE AMMO NO RELOAD MECHA THAT CAN FLY AND HAS A “DEFENSE MATRIX” WHICH IS HER SHOOTING HUNDREDS OF PROJECTILES OUT OF THE AIR HERSELF WOW SHES SO COOL GUYS LITERALLY NO INGAME CHARACTERS CRITICISE HER EXCEPT FOR WIDOW AND EVEN THEN ITS NOT THAT BAD AND HER ULT IS SOME FUCKING ALLUHA ACKBAR SHIT SHE THROWS HER MECH AT PEOPLE AND FUCKING EXPLODES IT LIKE FUCK OFF

- BLUE SEXY FRENCH SPODER MAN IS REALLY HARD TO PLAY AND SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND BECAUSE OF SOME BIRD CLAW FUCKERS THAT BRAINWASHED HER SHES PURPLE BECAUSE HER HEART BEATS SLOWLY AND THAT MAKES HER A BETTER SNIPER WHICH IS FUCKING STUPID ALSO YOU NEED TO GET HEADSHOTS WITH HER TO BE USEFUL SO FUCKING NOOBS TRY TO GET 720 GRAPPLE TEAM KILLS FOR THEIR MONTAGE AND ALWAYS FAIL BUT GOOD WIDOWS ARE ACTUALLY SCARY AS FUCK AND HER ULT IS WALL HAX

- WEEB WET DREAM 1 CYBORG NINJA IS THE CHOICE OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WEEBS EVERYWHERE HE THROWS SHURIKENS AND SHIT AND HE HAS SOME LITTLE SWORD ON HIS BACK FOR NARUTO RUNNING AT HIS ENEMIES AND POKING THEM WITH IT AND FOR STABBING THEM IN MELEE AND DEFLECTING FUCKING BULLETS AND ROCKETS AND SHIT AND IF IT WASNT WEEB ENOUGH HIS ULT IS LITERALLY HIM PULLING A KATANA OFF OF HIS BACK AND SCREAMING ABOUT DRAGONS AS HE TRIES TO KILL YOU

- STRONK RUSSIA LADY IS A GENUINE FAV OF MINE SURE SHES RACIST TOWARDS OMNICS BUT SHES SO STRONK AND HER BARRIERS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND WHEN SHES FULLY CHARGED SHE CAN MELT ANYONE AND SAVE THE TEAM AND I LOVE HER AND HER ULT IS A MOTHERFUCKING BLACK HOLE ALSO HER PARTICLE GUN CAN SHOOT LIL BOMBS

- FAT CUNT IS A CHEAP ROUND HOOKER WHO WEARS A MASK TO HIDE HIS SHAME IN VAPING FOR HP AND USING A JUNK GUN HIS HOOKER NAME IS ROADHOG AND HIS ULT IS HIM SHOOTING LOTS OF JUNK AND SCRAP AND STUFF AND SENDING PEOPLE FLYING

- SKINNY CUNT BLOWS SHIT UP AND HAS A BEAR TRAP AND A MINE AND HES SUPER FUCKING ANNOYING AND STUPID AND HE LITERALLY HAS BOMBS STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST ALSO HIS ULT IS A FUCKING EXPLODING TIRE HES JUST A TERRORIST

- PTSD BOT BECOMES A TURRET THAT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AND HE ALSO CAN HEAL HIMSELF THATS ABOUT IT HIS ULT IS BECOMING A TANK AND HES LITERALLY FUCKING CANCER I HOPE HE SHOOTS HIS BIRD

- INDIAN TECH SUPPORT HOLDS DOWN M1 AND WINS COMPLETE BULLSHIT ALSO SETS UP TURRETS THAT ARE WEAKER THAN MY CHIN HAHA ALSO HAS A PROJECTED BARRIER THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT AND REGENERATING SHIELD HEALTH HER ULT IS A TELEPORTER OR A 75 HP SHIELD GENERATOR

- YEEHAW MC 12OCLOCK IS A COWBOY WITH A SHITTY FLASH BANG AND HE CAN RELOAD WHILE ROLLING AROUND HE LIKES TO SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE AND HE HAS A COOL HAT HIS ULT IS ANNOUNCING THE TIME AND THEN SHOOTING EVERYONE HE SEES

-ANA IS THE COOL AS FUCK GRANDMA WITH ALL THE NEAT STUFF SHE CAN HEAL ALLIES AND HARM ENEMIES REALLY WELL AND SHE HAS A HEAL NADE THAT BOOSTS YOUR TEAMS HEALING AND STOPS THE ENEMIES HIT BY IT FROM HEALING AND SHE CAN SLEEP DART PEOPLE AND HER RIFLE IA ONLY HITSCAN IF SCOPED AND HER ULT IS MAKING ONE PERSON STRONK AS FUCK

I CAN FUCKING CONTINUE BUTS ITS 4:07 IN THE MORNING IN OZ

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