hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck

don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on

fair point. let me amend my question:

WHY the fuck

how did this post miss the best 3 ones:

Those are absolutely the best three.

@gearholder

They’ve gotta be taking the piss.

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The cactus is definitely Advanced Lovemaking.

I see A LOT OF RISK HERE

don’t forget

The fuck?

Guys. Listen.
This is 100% market research.
Who has money?
FURRIES.
Who needs to stay hydrated in their costumes?
FURRIES.
Who avoids sports drinks due to their subliminal connection to mean jocks?
FURRIES.
Who has made it worthwhile for an international beverage brand to continue this marketing campaign for over FIVE YEARS?

I’ll give you one fucking guess.