oh-yall-wanted-a-twist

 Trinity : I got called a gaylord on the recess area of the schoolyard long before I had any idea what it meant.

 Farrah : Really? You were already inducted into the lord of gays?

 Trinity : Yeah, I was like, ‘Dude, I’m certainly unworthy of a lordship. I’m like a Gaydmiral at best.’ That’s a gay-admiral.