celticpyro:

trilllizard420:

almost every single joke on this shitty website about straight people is truly offensive.

offensive cause they’re so unfunny it gives me the same cratered yawning void of unfunny in my chest i get from seeing family guy or big bang theory.

“Them Straighties are so wild, they physically abuse each other all the time! Unlike us gays who are perfect and never abuse our partners!” *sees something pink or blue* “Ugh, is this…het culture? Colors to indicate ones gender? Do they think the sky is a boy, like a straight boy?” *laugh track plays in the distance*