Reblogged from perks-of-being-chinese
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im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him
on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.
What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this
I had to see this on my dash so now you have to
