virjn:

ethniccrying:

patricknageltittygirl:

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me