morty: r-rick, don’t you think this is dangerous?

rick: it did me a hecking frighten alright

the post broke into my home in the country side and bludgeoned me to death

rick: mOOrty pass me that screwing twirlygig

morty: ah jeez rick, th-there’s a marshmallow fluffy boy over there, i-i gotta pet him! i-i-i gotta!

rick: A GOOD BOI??? A GOOD AND SOFT DOGGO!? HECKING WHERE, WE-WE GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW, MORTY.

What the absolute fuck is your icon

Me and Daycare Rick. I have short red hair and am a ladyperson, that’s not Morty lmaooooo

That doesn’t make me feel even slightly better

hm. this post went in an interesting direction