A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
“Why?”
“To make Karen look like a bitch.”
Zarzabak the Ruthless: I request to speak to the manager
Lilitha The Feared: Roll to Intimidate
Zarzabak: *rolls* Damn, 2. My Bleach Blonde Bob Cut of Pettiness paired with Pastel Sweater Of Self Importance gives me a boost of 4, so, 6?
Lilitha: *rolls* The clerk remains stone faced and calls security. You are escorted out of the store.
Zarzabak: BUT I AM KAREN OF THE PTA AND HEAD OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH ASSOCIATION
Ronuck The Crusher: Get fucked Karen
Zarzabak: SUCK MY ASS SUSAN
Cruian The Undying: Well this is just great, that was the ONLY store where we could get disposable doilies.
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