holisticdirkmuppet
hey you

your tummy is awesome.

lil flat tummy? lovely! very smooth!!

pugby tum? beautiful and soft, excellent pillow, love the squishhhh

big soft tummo? wonderful! best cuddles!

tummy with stretch marks? stunning! tiger stripes!

c-section scar tum? damn why is it called a c-section bc i would give you an a+

other scars on your tum? wow, look at those battle scars, you fantastic warrior you

inny belly button? lemme pokkke my lil finger in,,

outy belly button? what a lovely majestic knobble

tummer that is v full or gassy or sick? must be looked after, needs strokes and kisses

all tummies are wonderful and good, make sure to give yours love.