this is all i’m saying about the whole “is venom fuckable” debacle but when that bitch eats you and your whole ass out don’t come crying to me when it feels like god personally is razing your booty canals. if you wanna die cause you wanted some weird alien symbiote to ravage your asshole that’s your prerogative and i hope you’ll be able to face st. peter and tell him that you died cause you were too horny to resist the charms of the endlessly toothed and slimy maw of an alien that looks like it could give you 700 new strains of HornyBootyHoleJuiceSyndrome. that’s on you
