Things I overheard people say at LGBT Pride
“I know like a lot of gay people”
*shits in an alleyway*
“I might run into people I know; I’m not too excited about that”
“You’re shoes are FABULOUS where did you get them?!”
“YO I SMELL MARIJUANA!” *passes a blunt* “deadass I smell a blunt”
“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! What is your snapchats?!”
“I’M REALLY GOOD AT SNEAKING STUFF IN PLACES”
“I GOT A WHOLE 40 OF LIQUOR”
“YO PUT EVERYTHING YO GOT IN WATER BOTTLES” “I GOT MAD WATER BOTTLES”
*chugs a 40 while waiting in line*
“we should just leave for a few minutes to chug our alcohol and then come back”
*turns to me politely* “excuse me? do you have a lighter by chance?”
*smashes glass bottle waiting in line*
“julia!! come up here!” “i’m trying to drink!” “DUDE SO AM I!”
“GET A WRISTBAND FIRST AND THEN WE CAN GO OUT AND DRINK AND COME BACK”
“stop the line at the big haired person”
