“I know like a lot of gay people”

*shits in an alleyway*

“I might run into people I know; I’m not too excited about that”

“You’re shoes are FABULOUS where did you get them?!”

“YO I SMELL MARIJUANA!” *passes a blunt* “deadass I smell a blunt”

“EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! What is your snapchats?!”

“I’M REALLY GOOD AT SNEAKING STUFF IN PLACES”

“I GOT A WHOLE 40 OF LIQUOR”

“YO PUT EVERYTHING YO GOT IN WATER BOTTLES” “I GOT MAD WATER BOTTLES”

*chugs a 40 while waiting in line*

“we should just leave for a few minutes to chug our alcohol and then come back”

*turns to me politely* “excuse me? do you have a lighter by chance?”

*smashes glass bottle waiting in line*

“julia!! come up here!” “i’m trying to drink!” “DUDE SO AM I!”

“GET A WRISTBAND FIRST AND THEN WE CAN GO OUT AND DRINK AND COME BACK”

“stop the line at the big haired person”